C'mon Skinny Love Just Last The Year
parents: ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much
parents: ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
parents: ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
parents: ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
parents: ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
parents: having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
kid/teen/young adult/adult: i dont want kids
parent: wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER

thelivingjen:

bluntbitch-xo:

terra-butt:

I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.

this is so sad omg

keep him keep your friend forever

troyesivan:

whoistroyeanyway:

is he okay

I’m fine I just can’t believe we can fly from one side of the world to the other so easily like zoom zoom

troyesivan:

whoistroyeanyway:

is he okay

I’m fine I just can’t believe we can fly from one side of the world to the other so easily like zoom zoom

troyesivan:

troyesbooty:

i see no difference

my reaction to someone telling me they don’t like chicken literally the same as obama’s to nuclear war

skrelp:

twd-direction:

skrelp:

life hack

what

life hack

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

troyesivan:

imagine if we all made ourselves as vulnerable and open as we did to the first person who fucked us over

312,737 plays

plasticbagvevo:

"hey, do you remember that time in sixth grade when yo-"

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condradictinghoroscopes:

lucybellwood:

potatofarmgirl:

Hello Ye Cutest Arm Nubs Mcnubbycutes.

EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY.

ffgyjjgdrfthj

dickpunch69:

NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION

dumbfricker:

emoij:

cool-teenager:

emoij:

toilet paper
FOREVER REBLOG.
Even if this isn’t your “blog type.” You could save someone’s life.

omg the notes! always reblog 

I’m 3000% judging you if you don’t reblog this

omgtsn:



In my opinion, one of the best things humanity has captured on video. Done in 1979 by Voyager 1 as it approached Jupiter. 

THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING

omgtsn:

In my opinion, one of the best things humanity has captured on video. Done in 1979 by Voyager 1 as it approached Jupiter. 

THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING